Forum Game: Corrupt A Wish

[SoulyTer]

This place is sleepy. ;-; I must wake it up! *superhero pose*

Corrput A Wish is one of my favorite forum games. It goes like this: I post a wish, and you try to corrupt it in a funny way. Then post your own wish.

EXAMPLE:
Joe: I wish for fish.
Bob: Wish granted, but it's a rare dart fish (like a dart frog 8D) with poisonous skin. You die upon touching it.
I wish for ten dollars.
JoeBob: Wish granted, but you move to Canada, where the dollar is worth less.
I wish my room was clean.

And that's about it! 8D Um, okay...

I wish people would stop prosecuting me about being nocturnal.

[Thunderfox]

People stop annoying you about being nocturnal and start annoying you about everything else.


I wish I had a million mongooses.

[SoulyTer]

Wish granted, but then the spelling-obsessive police (me =3) use mind control on your mongeese to make them attack you for misspelling the plural of 'mongoose'. 8D

I wish more people would attempt to help liven up this forum... >.<;;

[Neonk]

More people attempt to liven up this forum but then the internet over the whole world disappears for a whole year. O:

I wish for some cherries, yo.

[Stark]

A cherry tree with TONS of fresh, sweet cherries appeared oh-so suddenly in your backyard, but a flock of ragin' ravens flew by, spotted the tree, and ate the cherries.

AND EVIL BEAVERS ATE THE TREE.
;____;


I wish my neck stopped achin'.

[SoulyTer]

Your neck stops achin' but other... areas... start achin' worse! D:

I wish I could stop being nocturnal, now it's getting annoying.

[Joker]

you're not nocturnal anymore, but now you sleep all the time and your parents kick you out of the house because you're so lazy.

i wish i had more money. ;-;

[Stark]

A billion dollars appeared at your front door today, but an insane lawn mower ran over it and ripped it to shreds.

I wish I wasn't so lazy. Lazy = not good.
;___;

[Neonk]

Your wish is granted and you become super-active, so much that you run into a wall at 450mph and die. >D
;___;

I wish for a bucket of water to throw on Bryyos head. : D

[Stark]

450 MPH WOW I RULE. :'D
Too bad I died. D:

A bucket 'o water, ICE COLD water, magically came into view, near you, but before you touched it, the water became LAVA.
____

I wish for a vanilla ice cream cone.

[Neonk]

-throws lava-
HAHAHA.

You get a vanilla ice cream cone but it melts all over you, leaving your hand all sticky D:

I wish for ... a wii. 8D

[SoulyTer]

You get a Wii in the mail from your aunt, but then you're playing it and the wrist strap breaks and it flies out the window. D:

I wish Allen would show Rozi that video of him moonwalking! D8

[Neonk]

The video is shown to Rozi but stops working half way through.

I wish for ... a personal beautician.

[Phoenie-Chan]

You get a personal beautician, but screws everything up and always makes you look ugly.

I wish for Neon.

[Joker]

You get me instead.

I wish that I didn't have to put my laundry away D:

[Neonk]

You don't but you have to put the dirty plates away instead.

I wish for something nice to eat.

[Joker]

i actually just had to put dirty plates away D:
lusr


you get a very suspicious-looking chocolate pudding instead.

[SoulyTer]

>.>

I wish for a wish to grant...?

[Joker]

you get my pathetic wish because i fail at life and didn't put one last time.

i wish for a dachshund.

[Neonk]

You get a dachshund but then you want a Jack Russel dog.
-lame-

I wish for ... SPORE!

[Jinx]

You get a Spore, but then you find out its a flower spore.

(that is lame since I dont know what Spore is xD)

I wish I could go swimming in the OCEAN

[Neonk]

You get to go swimming .. but in a lake.

I wish for a cold drink
(Btw spore is a game xD)

[Phoenie-Chan]

Instead, you get a hot drink. xD
Creative, no?

I wish I could go outside.

[Neonk]

Instead, you can only go inside.
xD
Jk.

Uhmm, you get to go outside but then you fall on a pebble and die. >D

I wish that phoenie would love me.

[Jinx]

Phoenie loves you, but loves you too much and you get annoyed

I wish I could own at Halo 3

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